have been unavoidably detained by the world
© meliapond

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

breanieswordvomit:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Seriously, when are we ever gonna find out what they hell scared these people?! 

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Nous protégeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protéger eux-mêmes

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natasha and steve (>’o’)> ♥ <(‘o’<)

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Hayley Atwell Goes In-Depth About Marvel’s Agent Carter (x)

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“BeautyQueens.Natch. @chloebennet4 @mingna_wen#sdcc2014 #agentsofshield” {x}

BeautyQueens.Natch. @chloebennet4 @mingna_wen#sdcc2014 #agentsofshield” {x}

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lift-like-a-girl:

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Banana Oatmeal Breakfast MuffinsRECIPE

Ingredients:

2.5 cups old fashioned oats 

1 cup plain low fat greek yogurt

2 eggs

1/2 cup honey

2 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

2 TBSP ground flax seed

1 tsp vanilla

2 ripe bananas 

These are so good!!

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Reading Women (2012 - 2013), Carrie Schneider

  1. Rena reading Zadie Smith, Megha reading Edith Wharton.
  2. Flávia reading Clarice Lispector, Bianca reading Sylvia Plath.
  3. Evan reading Anne Lamott, Aura reading Maarit Verronen.
  4. Sara reading Miranda July, Sheree reading Angela Carter.
  5. Hsiao-Jou reading Fang-Yi Sheu, Heather reading Chris Kraus.
  6. Cauleen reading Gwendolyn Brooks, Molly reading Roseanne Barr.
  7. Sarah reading Zora Neale Hurston, Vicky reading Gloria Fuertes.
  8. Alyssa reading Patti Smith, Yala reading Susan Sontag.
  9. Whitney reading Terry Tempest Williams, Naomi reading Adrian Piper.
  10. Kelly reading Gabrielle Hamilton, Amy reading Michelle Cliff.

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Populaire (2012)

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theanti90smovement:

people get angrier about their tax money going towards helping people than it going towards killing people 

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, ugh

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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tastefullyoffensive:

The big question of the Commonwealth Games. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The big question of the Commonwealth Games. [x]

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